you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
