Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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