hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
