he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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