its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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