Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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