What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
