I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
It was confusing and full of hummus
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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