You work out of a Hotel?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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