When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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