He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Randomize
