He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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