Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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