So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
How naked do you want me to be?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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