Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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