bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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