I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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