Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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