but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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