did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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