16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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