marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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