Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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