yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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