google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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