Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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