every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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