Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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