Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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