Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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