i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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