she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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