There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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