so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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