shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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