Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
