dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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