You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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