So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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