You're my little dorito
The maid of honor just puked.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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