Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
did you just send me my own nude
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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