And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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