Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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