So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
