can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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