i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
