I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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