I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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