Just mADE A PArabola og urine
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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