I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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