You really coming over, don't trick.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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