Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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