Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
