i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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